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Sunday, June 28, 2009

TRANSLATION OF THE WEEK [kind of]

Brigid, the attendant from Adelaide stepped out of the Ludoteca and into a puddle. A gentleman stood nearby taking a photo [we think of Brigid] which gave her a shock and she dropped her diary into the puddle then yelped, "aaahhh no!"
He replied, "I wish I could take a photo of your ascent".

Exhibitions [Distortion] [Up Up]

Friday, June 19, 2009

AND VENICE [up up]

AMERICAN GRAFFITI [Venice conversations] [Laughs]

The following is to be read out aloud with your best attempt at a thick Americana ascent in a dialect of your choice [I recommend the mid west to get the general idea] and speak at a slower than usual pace. These observations have been collected on the Venetian streets and bridges.

"I don't really gogh for Van Gogh, he is totally overrated".
"Oh my God, is that even Art? That is the worst sculpture I have ever seen".
Person 1: "What do you think of this restaurant?"
Person 2: "They do food let's do it".

Whilst standing on the top of Accademia Bridge looking over to the Grande Canale we hear...
Person 1: [yelling] "Hey Cindy, where are you going?"
Person 2: Cindy [yelling] "We are going to McDonalds!"

Thursday, June 18, 2009